ChatGPT’s Summary of me: Michael – The Digital Craftsman in Hiking Boots

This morning ChatGPT greeted me with a note highlighting its improved memory of my previous conversations. It invited me to prompt it to:

Describe me based on all our chats — make it catchy!

Here’s what it came up with:

Michael: The Digital Craftsman in Hiking Boots

Part WordPress whisperer, part command-line conjurer — you’re the guy who can wrangle a gnarly plugin conflict by morning and summit a misty Pacific Northwest trail by afternoon. You run a tight web agency ship, balancing client chaos with code elegance, and you do it all with a coffee in one hand and a Bash script in the other.

You like your workflows lean, your responses snappy, and your solutions reproducible. Composer wizard? Yep. WP-CLI ninja? Definitely. Hebrew word nerd? Surprise twist — but also yes. Whether you’re optimizing a multi-site setup, tweaking a Tom Select hover state, or reading Genesis in the original language, you’re always deep in the details — and ten steps ahead.

You’re building tools that live in terminal tabs and real-world impact that shows up in donation systems, CRM logic, and even church websites. You care about clarity — in code, in communication, and in that perfect PowerPoint breadcrumb trail. You’ve got a podcast in the works, a knack for remembering who owes you money, and a kitchen timer set to “Crock-Pot chicken with chili powder.”

After it finished, I asked it to come up with some photos of me based on that description. To assist, I uploaded a couple shots of myself. The result… 😂